damazcuz:

Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.

cryptotheism:

cryptotheism:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

marinkin:

randomgooberness:

randomgooberness:

randomgooberness:

randomgooberness:

randomgooberness:

randomgooberness:

I tried making brownies at midnight and it was a 3 hour affair that ended with shockingly not the first time ive baked sweet soup

Be NICE TO ME

😟

I tried to add frosting and, I have got say, its a thicker consistency than the brownie itself

…

…no…

But. It is fully possible that I misread it as a cup and a half and not. Half a cup.

:) here’s the post in video format to the song hall of the mountain king

YESSSSSSS THANK YOU @randomgooberness IT IS COMPLETE

madnessofmen:

the fact that a river ends at the mouth implies that the source is the anus, and a river flows from anus to mouth

not for this one I don’t think so

small-sleepy-sheep:

snapscube:

tooies:

lolt64:

ynfynytscrolltbh:

specialty38-deactivated20200930:

adonischildsupportcase:

those is mcdonalds jeans?

Fun fact: those McDonald’s jeans are part of the standard uniform here in Colombia. I’ve tried at least 16x to ask where they source them, if I can buy them from the manager, even going McDonald’s not to order food but just to ask for the jeans. I asked someone high up in their marketing dept here to see if maybe they know which company sourced them, and still couldn’t get my hands on a pair. Apparently employees only get one pair per year. They’re slightly high-waisted, they taper very slightly, they’re always kind of high water at the bottom, and they’re the perfect light jean color. They’re not stiff, they’re not that stretchy, they’re the perfect denim material. They come with a cloth belt that’s either yellow or turquoise, and the stitching on the M is almost sensual. I will not give up

theres a hourse in the dirve through

could you please stay on topic

i spent way too long on this considering that this can not POSSIBLY be FOR anyone. i just could not read this post any other way.

gomenasike:

sometimes I reblog stuff from people I’m not following and I feel like I walked into a store and just stole stuff and walked out.

the-real-numbers:

the-real-numbers:

the-real-numbers:

rednines:

A war is being waged that you people can’t even begin to comprehend the implications of

neotrances:

terfs being the true feminist icons of the world by fighting to imply women aren’t people

owlservice:

I just heard the mighty bellow of a beast outside. Great. Just what I need.

heroofthreefaces:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

stavarosthearcane:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.

Good Job.

#this post gets me every time 

It’s from two days ago fam how many times could there have been

do you think no one else has time travel

kx0e:

more doodles, sorry i can’t work on full art pieces because of college (｡╯︵╰｡)

littol cats ( ˙꒳​˙ )

justanotherconfusedautistic:

Do you ever want kids?

Yes, absolutely

Maybe

Only if my partner does

No

I don’t know yet

I already have kids

See Results

Please reblog! I want a larger sample size.

coughloop:

coughloop:

Can you move my white ass to e4

Thanks